hformayer: It’s only the first week of school and i already hate everyone again
stinkypuff: a day in the life of me
marladurden: checks phone no texts checks facebook no notifications checks tumblr no messages checks twitter no interactions checks life no friends
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
entrancedinmypants: h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay and if anyone asks we all went to the same school but moved away
I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.– Franz Kafka (via sixrevolver)
damonallbran: preliminaires: neugenics: badafro: ohmygustavsson: pregnancy begins when you look at a boy pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy pregnancy begins the dark pregnancy the dark pregnancy rises
vivalawanker: IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS AND SAYS HEY RYAN I AM HERE OMG I THINK SHE’S OUTSIDE WAITING SOS SOS
me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore
formido: once i graduate i am unfriending 90% of the schoolmates i have on facebook
In Germany, police fired 85 bullets in all of...
homewreckingwhore: tormady: opera4breakfast: foulmouthedliberty: think-progress: In the U.S., police fired 90 shots at one unarmed man in Los Angeles. Not to mention, they hit him only like 10 times. Spray and pray as always, LAPD. The Norwegian police has fired 79 shots since 1994. >The Norwegian police has fired 79 shots since 1994.
suzzannnn: when you open a new tab and can’t remember why