they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
tommilsom: theroachsalad: saraunderthesea: ...
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.– Natalie Portman (via cityyandcolour)
doctorxrose: walk into the club like
And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via larmoyante)
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
lover's spit: shiphassailed: tigerpellets: I NEVER... →
shiphassailed: tigerpellets: I NEVER KNEW THIS I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE are you serious british people
How to unite Swedes in wild patriotic pride:
short-and-bossy: 1. Make fun of our culture. what culture
sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me