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ssecretfires:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart.

"sometime u do"

(Source: yugoslavic, via cens-r)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via cens-r)

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

(via cens-r)

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via formido)

ridesabike:

Jan Sterling rides a bike. And eats an apple. And carries her coat. And totes a package.
One of a series of eight bicycle riding “don’t”s featuring actress Jan Sterling, photographed in May, 1951.

zwirrlicht:

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mmm.. i LOVE sushi

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i love JAPAN……. period.

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JAY RAAAAAAAAAWK

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GIRUGAMESH!

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i love anime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AND MANGAAAAAAA…!!!!!!!

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and GAMING!

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DDR!

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…….SMILE.DK……….

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HEY!

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サクラコンいきます!!

(Source: n163, via v0idboy)

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via formido)

vinebox:

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sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(Source: sofiajonze, via formido)

stopdropandvogue:

Details of an Alexander McQueen ivy-leaf hand ornament and a moss-green embroidered Valentino dress featured in “Call of the Wild" for Vogue September 2014 photographed by Mikael Jansson
ilovecephalopods:

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

I feel like I might need to tag this as nsfw. so graphic.
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