Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
(via repartea)
“ You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
—Oscar Wilde (via akuumi)
—Oscar Wilde (via akuumi)
(Source: cavum, via spaceboy-dream)
“ but i must admit i miss you quite terribly. the world is too quiet without you nearby. i go to bed early and rise late and feel as if i have hardly slept.
—lemony snicket, the beatrice letters (via cityyandcolour)
—lemony snicket, the beatrice letters (via cityyandcolour)
(Source: acynicalcunt, via cityyandcolour)
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
(via repartea)
“ The girl never really lived, and so she has never really died.
—Oscar Wilde (via funeral)
—Oscar Wilde (via funeral)
(Source: dependent-mind, via formido)
dear people at school please stop laughing it is neither the time or place to be happy
